U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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