honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
