Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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