she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize