Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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