check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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