i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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