so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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