yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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