So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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