Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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