Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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