I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she looked like the before picture.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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