before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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