Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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