he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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