Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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