im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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