wake up i wanna do it froggy style
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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