Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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