Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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