i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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