i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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