fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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