from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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