Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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