yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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