i jhust puked up my retainher.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
two words...techno handjob
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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