If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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