so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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