its not stalking. its research.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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