3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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