i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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