At least make sure they are 18
Why
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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