u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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