my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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