I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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