you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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