oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
