that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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