okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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