Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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