So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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