chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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