I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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