You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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