LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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