is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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