i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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