Nicole vs. Life
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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