its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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