i don't like sucking hair
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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